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Search Engine Marketing – Jargon Buster

Friday, August 20th, 2010

The Serious/Not Serious Series on Jargon:

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS:

Successful Search Engine Marketing (SEM) involves you being the cyber equivalent of an obnoxious child. The type who always takes the teacher a shiny apple, sits at the front in class and shoots their eager hand up at every opportunity squealing, “Me, Miss, pick me!”

It’s about getting noticed. Of course in cyberspace nobody can hear you screaming, “I’m the best and I must be at the front of the line!” so you have to find other ways to get seen.

If Google is the mother pedagogue in our hypothetical SERPS school, then other search engines like Yahoo!* are sort of like supply teachers. We don’t know them as well as we know Mistress Google, we don’t always trust that they know what they’re doing either, but we must please them all the same. It’s worth buying an extra apple from time to time.

Mistress Google doesn’t always expect A* work from her pupils. Sometimes all you need to do is suck up a bit more and make yourself known to her. She likes to keep an eye on her charges. When it’s head count time will yours be the high visibility noggin that gets included? It will if you’re on stilts and donning a psychedelic plumed hat.

How will being teacher’s pet affect your relationships with your online peers? Oh, they’ll probably flick bits of saliva-sodden paper at you, shove your head down the toilet at lunch times and stick ‘Kick Me’ notices on your back. Oh well. Popularity doesn’t always mean being popular.

Note: * Can’t recall the names of the other search engines/supply teachers – though there are vaguely disturbing recollections of one of them drinking hooch under the desk and another being asked to leave after an embarrassing incident in Pet’s Club that startled a stick insect and several guinea pigs.

SERIOUSLY:

SEM (aka Search Engine Marketing) is a type of marketing where you promote your website by increasing its visibility in the SERPS (Search Engine Results Pages). The purpose of using SEM is to ensure that your website is visible in the search results when a user enters a query relevant to your business  in the search box.

Sometimes SEM is used to describe paid placements only. The ads on the right hand side of the search results page are examples of paid placements. These are usually CPC (Cost Per Click) ads but you can also purchase them as CPI (Cost Per Impression). With CPC ads, you as the advertiser only pay when a user clicks through on the ad. With CPI ads, you pay based on the number of times the particular ad is shown.

The SEM term actually extends beyond paid placements as it also includes SEO (Search Engine Optimization). As mentioned in a previous post SEO involves increasing the chances that your website will show high up in the unpaid search results. Users are more likely to click through to the unpaid search results as they have, to some extent, developed a certain blindness to PPC (“Pay per Click”) ads.

Other Resources:

There’s a  post over at Interleado’s blog which provides an insightful  analysis of SEO v PPC marketing strategies. As mentioned above, both SEO (unpaid Search Marketing) and PPC (paid search marketing) fall under the heading of Search Engine Marketing. Bill Egan extols the benefits of investing in SEO and he stresses the importance of investing in fresh engaging content as part of your SEO strategy. The Interleado blog is quite technical at times. However, it is well-written and very clear.

Other Jargon Buster Articles:

Attraction Marketing;  Buzz Marketing;  Content MarketingContent Strategy;  Duplicate Content;  Fresh ContentInterruption MarketingLinkerati;  PageRankPermission Marketing; SEO;  SERPS;  The CloudUser Experience

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Attraction Marketing – Jargon Buster

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

The Serious/Not Serious Series on Jargon

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS:

It’s all about arousal. It’s making people forcibly aware of just how alluring you are. And this is a serious business.

Such is the dangerous state of the dating scene today that it would take an unbalanced individual to even think about opening up negotiations with a potential mate, who may be:

a)  a spotty giggling schoolboy
b)  a flatulent pension fund manager
c)  irrational and inebriated.

So it’s easy for any sober marketing professional to see the problem.

Obviously what is required is a systematic approach to overcoming a natural opposition towards engaging in any sort of silly sex-talk or crouching outside someone’s bedroom window in the fork of a handy tree. In the normal course of things, this sort of behavior will lead only to disappointment and athlete’s foot, not to mention a citation.

Therefore, what is needed is a multi-media campaign that clearly demonstrates the benefits of being attracted to someone, while drastically minimising the afore-mentioned drawbacks.

It’s beyond the scope of this forum to elucidate further upon how exactly this would be achieved. And I’m bloody glad I don’t have to come up with it.

SERIOUSLY:

Attraction marketing is a technique where you create a relationship with the prospective customer well in advance of the sale.

Your online business can do this by providing informative, engaging content so the potential customer starts trusting you in advance of considering a purchase.

An updated, informative, engaging business blog is an effective attraction marketing tool. It establishes your reputation and encourages the visitor to revisit your website.

Attraction marketing can turn your business into the buyers’ natural choice when they’re ready to buy.

(Yes, you’ve guessed it. The Wittery ghostwriters have interfered again.)

Other Jargon Buster Articles:

Buzz Marketing;  Content Strategy;  Duplicate Content;  Linkerati;  PageRank;   SEO;  SERPS; The CloudUser Experience

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Buzz Marketing – Jargon Buster

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

The Serious/Not Serious Series on Jargon

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS:

Buzz marketing is a cutting-edge marketing technique executed by ex-US Marines turned marketers. The technique’s name has its roots in the traditional marine hairstyle, the buzz cut.

The highly successful strategies used by marine marketers include:

1) The Stubbly Strategy

Here the prospect is invited to run their hands over the marketer’s bristly head. Marketers report this stimulates the prospect’s interest in the product.  An online home improvement store sold its entire stock of toilet brushes and sandpaper within minutes of one such marketing campaign.

2) The SWAT Strategy

Here groups of marine marketers ambush unsuspecting prospects as they go about their ordinary business.   The innocent prospect is surrounded and the product is thrust into her face. The prospect’s knees turn to jelly and she is overcome with an irresistible urge to part with all her money to make the marines go away.

Immediately after the trauma the prospect shares the experience with all her friends on Facebook and Twitter. This is followed by a stampede of friends, family, fans and followers who rush out to buy the product. This is the only known way to avoid being the victim of a similar SWAT attack.

A hemorrhoid cream retailer has reported skyrocketing sales after a recent SWAT campaign. People, young and old, who had never suffered from piles before, were seen leaving the store with trolleyfuls of the product.

A reliable source has revealed that The US Marine Corps is conducting an in-depth review of its staff retention policy due to the recent mass exodus of personnel into stellar marketing careers.

SERIOUSLY:

Buzz marketing is a technique designed to ensure that those who receive the message get a buzz from it and pass it on. It’s a calculated marketing technique which, when it works, is very powerful.

Because the information is passed from person to person, this lends extra credibility to the product or service behind the strategy.

The campaign creator designs a campaign which they believe will spread. The success of the campaign depends on whether recipients feel the buzz enough to pass the information on.   Word of Mouth, Word of Mouse and Viral Marketing are related terms.

[Note from Witto: It appears that a Wittery Writer may have interfered with this article prior to publication. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.]

Additional Resource:  Check out DeanHunt.com, a buzz marketing guru who ranks very highly on my likeability scale.

Other Jargon Buster Articles:

Attraction Marketing;  Content Strategy;  Duplicate Content;  Linkerati;  PageRank;  SEO;  SERPS; The Cloud;  User Experience

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